Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Over the Hill

Garrulous bony lungfish Joseph Biden from the great state of Let Me Just Take a Moment to Tell You All about this One Time was towed into the Ukraine on a length of twine by a flock of squaking marsh birds. His mind made a series of promises that his body was unable to fill. Then he fled.

Posted by IOZ at 2:55 PM | email »
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5 comments:

nony said...

http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSTRE56L3LB20090722?sp=true

"Literally, you are standing in a
moment in history that you have never stood at before, literally."

Hard to argue with that.

"Biden suggested 19th century poet Taras Shevchenko, a national hero who opposed centuries of Russian dominance, would be critical of rows pitting Yushchenko against Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko, his estranged ally from the revolution."

When Yushchenko comes to the States, he's gonna tell us all about what Whitman would think of Obama's healthcare plan.

3:20 PM
Anonymous said...

"'Centuries from now, what will Ukrainians say of this time?' he said,…."
Oh, probably something like “Damn glad Joe Biden stopped by to put us on the right track.”
Of course I’m paraphrasing a couple centuries in advance so take it with a grain of salt….

7:46 PM
Anonymous said...

It's not a question of how he grips it!

9:45 PM
Enron said...

I thought you might be worried… about the security… of your shit.

10:07 PM
Phillip Allen said...

Whatever the motive force is that drives Biden's mouth, that powers his glossolalia, it can not be called a 'mind' in any but the most elastic, charitable sense.

9:35 AM

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