Annals of Evasion

Hoho. Democrats love taxes but hate to pay them, and Republicans hate taxes but hate Democrats who don't pay them even more. Tom Daschle can't not fix our healthcare problems with industry-friendly non-solutions because he forgot to pay taxes on the quintillion dollars he made as a lobbyist for the health care industry that Barack Obama wanted him to pretend to destroy, and Nancy Killefer can't monitor the government's books because she did not pay unemployment taxes for her legions of servants.

Last year I claimed that the entire square footage of my house and yard were a home office and that every dinner party I threw was a business expense. Then I blew my stimulus check on weed and cocaine. This makes me morally better than the Obama Administration, but worse than Michael Phelps, a position I am more than happy to occupy . . . forever.